Alpha in your WhatsApp.
Before your flat white goes cold.

Message AlphaDM any financial question. Get a self-validated, PM-ready thesis with live data in minutes. Powered by Dexter open source. No Bloomberg. No Excel hell. No more prompting on the Tube.

AlphaDM

online

5-year cohort analysis on Deliveroo. Edge vs peers. PM meeting at 9am. 8:31

DELIVEROO PLC (ROO.L) 5-Year Cohort Analysis Revenue CAGR: 18.2% Adj. EBITDA margin: -4.1% → +2.8% AOV trend: +12% (2020-24) Cohort retention: 68% Y1, 54% Y3 EDGE VS PEERS: • vs Just Eat: Superior unit economics (+340bps) • vs Uber Eats UK: Faster path to profitability VALIDATION: Cross-checked against Companies House filings, LSE RNS, and 3 independent datasets. [Full appendix attached]

8:33

Absolute weapon. Forwarding to the group. 8:34

The Problem

The daily grind every London alpha hunter knows too well

Paying £24k–£30k for Bloomberg you secretly hate

You flex the terminal in the background of every Zoom call, but deep down you know you use about 4% of it. That invoice hits different every quarter.

Copy-pasting prompts on the Tube, babysitting Claude, stitching Excel

Just to look sharp in the 9 a.m. meeting. Three tabs, two spreadsheets, one prayer. Every single morning. The Northern line doesn't even have signal half the time.

That gut punch when a rival drops a better thesis

While you're still grinding. They walk in at 8:47, casually slide the deck across the table, and the PM nods. You know the feeling. It's personal.

How It Works

Dead simple. Instant edge.

AlphaDM hijacks the WhatsApp groups and Tube rhythm you already live in. Powered by Dexter open source.

One-click WhatsApp onboarding

No new app. No onboarding deck. No 45-minute demo with a sales rep named Brad. Just tap and you're in.

Message any question

"Full thesis on this IPO" or "5-year cohort + edge vs peers." Ask it like you'd ask the smartest analyst you've ever worked with.

Get polished, validated output

Ready to forward or screenshot into the Monday meeting at 8:47 a.m. Self-validated. Appendix included. Your PM will ask where you got it.

BEFORE: The Old Way

> Open Claude
> Paste prompt v14_final_FINAL
> Wait... hallucination detected
> Open Excel, pull data manually
> Cross-reference with Bloomberg
> Format for 45 minutes
> Still not sure if the numbers are right
> It's 8:58 a.m. Meeting in 2 min.
> Panic.

AFTER: AlphaDM

> Message AlphaDM on WhatsApp
> "Full thesis on Deliveroo, edge vs peers"
> 90 seconds later:
> Clean thesis. Live data. Validated.
> Appendix with sources.
> Screenshot-ready.
> Forward to group chat.
> Walk into meeting at 8:46.
> Own the room.

The Edge

The edge London finance has been waiting for

Actually defensible in a PM meeting

Self-validating loop cross-checks every claim against multiple data sources. No more "where did you get this number?" moments.

Real-time data + proprietary research

Works on the Elizabeth line, in an Uber, or at 7 a.m. Barry's

Wherever you have WhatsApp, you have your edge. No VPN, no desktop-only nonsense, no "please update your browser."

Stays inside WhatsApp — no new tool to learn

Zero onboarding friction. No new login. No Slack workspace. No Chrome extension. It lives where you already live.

Like Revolut did for banking and Notion did for notes — but for your personal P&L.

Who It's For

Built for London's sharpest alpha hunters

The ones who actually care about the edge. The ones who check their portfolio before checking Instagram. You know who you are.

EC2 / EC1 / N1 / SW11
LSE or Imperial alumni
AirPods Pro always in
Flat white in a Pret cup
Common Projects or Hoka
WhatsApp deal-flow groups
Gym bag half-packed
Sharp shirts, sharper instincts
Always on the Elizabeth line

If your edge is everything, this is your weapon.
Powered by Dexter open source.

AlphaDM

typing...

Quick one — what's the bear case on ARM Holdings right now? 7:12

ARM HOLDINGS (ARM) Bear Case Summary 1. Valuation: 95x fwd P/E vs semiconductor median 22x 2. China exposure: 25% of revenue, geopolitical risk 3. Licensing model shift: Royalty growth lagging unit growth 4. Competition: RISC-V adoption accelerating in IoT/edge Consensus short interest: 4.2% Downside target: $98 (-28%) [Validated against 4 sources]

7:13

Social Proof

What the group chat is already saying

Dropped the AlphaDM thesis at 8:51 a.m. and the group chat went dead quiet.

Senior Analyst — Mayfair Hedge Fund

Full cohort analysis in the Uber. PM asked where I got it. I just smiled.

Prop Trader — EC2

Already 347 London finance professionals on the private waitlist

Limited Private Beta

The WhatsApp gateway is the nuclear button.

Limited private beta. First movers own the new edge. Powered by Dexter open source.

Alpha in your WhatsApp. Before your flat white goes cold.

Get Early Access — Join the London Waitlist